You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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