seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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