How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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