And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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