He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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