look no pants
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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