I showed him my bush... on skype.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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