There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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