why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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