i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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