You made me cry and you don't even care
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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