i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He passed out mid-signature
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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