i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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