The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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