Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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