And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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