I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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