So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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