if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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