She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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