Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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