How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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