It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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