I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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