thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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