The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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