So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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