Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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