dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I am midnight drunk by noon
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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