But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it was like eating out sand paper
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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