Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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