I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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