"it" just moved
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
