Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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