never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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