Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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