i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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