I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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