you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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