I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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