Apparently you make a good broom.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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