It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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