maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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