Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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