Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
