So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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