Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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