I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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