My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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