I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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