I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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