No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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