I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Two words: blizzard sex
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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