STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Do plants get herpes?
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